Three Day Weekend, Bitches!
Yes. Three glorious days without work! Two spent camping, one spent at opening day at Miller Park. All three filled with food, booze, fun and sex. Maybe not in that order.
So while the normal world is at work on Monday, Stormy & I will be eating beer brats, drinking beer and watching the Brewers beat up on the Pirates.
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?!
Hell yeah.
Saturday will be spent hiking in the woods, working on my nature photography skillzz, cooking over an open fire and balling in the great outdoors.
Sunday...more of the same...unless it rains, like it's supposed to. In that case we'll be on the couch, naked, watching movies and..um...doing other things. Like each other.
Hell yeah.
I love me some weekend.
M. PotPie
posted by Monkeypotpie @ 10:07 AM
15 Comments:
I noticed that you're a loan officer. I'm an account manager for a lender that works exclusively with car dealers, which brings me to my question...
Why is it that loan officers and people like myself feel the need to bask in the relese and abuse driven haze that can only be given my the almighty bottle? Is it because there are just WAY too many 530 FICO scores out there?
Just wondering...
JJ- Lucky indeed. Indeed.
Jenni- You just made my day. Having worked in finance in some form or another for the last six years (car sales/F&I, lending, brokerage) I have noticed this phenomenon as well. And I think it boils down to this: Even stupid people need cars and houses. There are a lot of stupid people out there. We get to deal with all of them AND their shitty credit.
Amen to that.
Speaking of shitty, I'm helping out my buyer today looking at deals in the que and I just turned down a 430. Seriously this deal makes me want to throw up.
Where's the bottle?
430? Awesome. "Sir, you can have a $4,000 loan for a $20,000 car."
What are we drinking? I'll buy.
No, that guy couldn't finance a box of popcorn.
Gin and tonic.
Ok, but it has to be Sapphire.
Sorry Chicken. I wish I could help. I'll think of you while I drink, will that help?
I have another one for you, one of my dealers put this in my notepad of a deal he just sent over.
"He says his mortgage is up to date."
Shit, this is going to be a long day...
He says his mortgage is up to date? Really? Oh, well, I'm the King of Canada. Really.
hahahha! Monkey and Jenny, I had no idea you were loan officers, I am a Mortgage Broker here in Indianapolis, I feel your pain. We have the HIGHEST foreclosure rate of any state in the nation. I get all the freaks and geeks, also my company is gay owned and operated so we get a lot of other wierd situations.
I'll have a Bacardi and Diet if you are buying MPP. CHEERS
It's a loan-fest here today!
Geez. Sounds nice.
Hell Yeah! Enjoy! We can all use more of what you are getting this weekend :)
LBB- 'twill be, sir. 'twill be.
Lt. A.P.- Hope you're doing well and not too bummed out. I'll have a drink to your happiness.
*waiting patiently to see 'wildlife' photos of weekend..*
Don't forget to pack the herb!
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