Haiku Saturday
A turd in the bowl
A steaming pile of feces
Saturday at work
Oh boy! Next Friday
St. Patricks Day comes again!
Peeing green is cool!
I sit at my desk
Wishing I could be elsewhere
Maybe not prison
My hand is sticky.
Do you think you can guess why?
You're probably right.
Were I President
I would attack Canada
And steal their health care.
Were I President
I would make sure everyone
Had a pet monkey.
Were I President
I would make it illegal
Not to smoke ganja
Were I President
I would legalize all drugs
And ban religion.
posted by Monkeypotpie @ 8:58 AM
6 Comments:
Sorry to excite you and not be able to do anything about it.
Nice to see I'm not the only one who has to work.
You gotta get a home 'puter! Make work give you a laptop or something
I know why your hand is sticky! Me! I know!
junebugg- I work for a non-profit...so I don't think that's about to happen
Center- You do? Enlighten us.
I hope you didn't have to work the whole day on Saturday. That would suck a left nut.
Nope, not all day, just three hours. Seems like a waste of time if you ask me. But the worst part of it is if I'm the one on Saturday, I have to work an hour late on Friday as well.
How is that fair?
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