Hateful X-Mas Haiku
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Jesus' Birthday
Is December Twenty Fifth
Why Don't We Get Cake?
I hate the x-mas
Call me Ebeneezer Scrooge
Bah, Humbug bitches!
Three wise men my ass
Just three guys lost in the sand
More than likely stoned
Christmas music hurts
It's a Waissault on my ears
Lord, please make it stop
This year for Christmas
What I really, really want
Is for you to die.
I slipped on the ice
Outside the department store
Now I'll sue Santa
M. PotPie
posted by Monkeypotpie @ 10:12 AM
6 Comments:
Jesus get a grip!
Ain't 'nuff being Son of God?
Must have Christmas too?
Poor Monkeypotpie,
So full of hate and malice,
Makes me want to cry.
AND...it rhymes!
There are so many reasons why I love you. I just found another one.
well jesus died
santa is a comercial
thank you hallmark
chicken- Filled to the brim
indy- Selfish Jesus!
Lt. A.P.- You are so talented, baby.
mkd- I was wondering where I put that.
exile- damn those hallmark people!
Litigious? Impressive! Those are freakin' great!
P.S. It's "Dreidel". Goy.
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