Saturday is Bad Haiku Day
I just shaved my balls
Fresh, clean and free in the wind
The aftershave stings
When I look at you
I have to think to myself
Your parents were wrong
Once upon a time
That's how most stories start off
There is no time left
Turn up the music
Stop talking for a moment
I can't stand your voice
Why oh why oh why
Do you refuse to leave me?
I should kill your cat
Haikus filled with hate
That's what I have brought today
I hope you like them
M. PotPie
posted by Monkeypotpie @ 8:46 AM
7 Comments:
LOL...those were awesome. I hope they were not based on personal experiences.
Not personal, no.
Well, the shaved balls, but I didn't use aftershave. But I bet it would sting.
Hahaha! Those rock!
I love haiku!
chicken- No, I love dogs.
bsoholic- thank you
latt- I don't know. Really, I don't.
center- haiku love you
doggrrrrl- I love my shaved balls. They itched a bit at first, but the itching goes away if I keep them shaved.
How did I miss this?
Oh beautiful bad haiku:
I was made for you!
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