Double Post Thursday
So my co-workers have come up with a new game for the holiday season:
Let's Tease The Jew!
The first part of the game is for everyone here to come up and wish me a merry christmas. Then they say "Oh...I'm sorry..happy holiday..or channukah...JEW!" and run off laughing.
Ok, I made that last part up, but it would be funnier if they did.
Truthfully my Jewishness (Jewocity? Jewtasticness?) makes them uncomfortable and I'm very tempted to use this to my advantage. But how? Suggestions are welcome.
M. PotPie
posted by Monkeypotpie @ 10:51 AM
12 Comments:
Do you have an eye on any of their office supplies? A shiny new stapler won't solve everything, but it won't hurt in their attempt to make up for the CONSTANT PERSECUTION.
jews are people from idaho right?
Yes.
I say take advantage in anyway possible. Also, call off of work on all of the other holidays that dumb "christians" (couldn't they come up with a better name?) don't get. They can't fire you for being a Jew so stick it to them. Fucking gentiles.
indy- I'm thinking of just killing Jesus again.
fatrobot- No, those are lays.
doggrrrrl- Yes. Dave. We pray to Dave. And I thought you liked the dreidel back there....
mkd- That I've done. "Yeah, it's Passover. So I have to get home before sundown or I have to go to hell."
I have several ideas
1. for the gift exchange you give someone a Pin the Stake On the Jesus Game (crown of thorns not included)
2. Start singing very loudly in your cubicle, "spin the dreidel."
3. Complain the "no fire in the office rule" violates your religious belief and light up a menorah anyway, make sure to catch the edge of your jacket on fire and then run around screaming you're being persecuted.
or... just get drunk and start asking all the christians what their imaginary friend "jesus" would do.
TerraT, plan number three is being implemented tomorrow. Well, Tuesday, really. Channukah starts Monday, but we're closed.
take pictures.
you have your version of porn... I have mine.
Polaroids or digital?
LMAO at Jewtasticness!!
I get a choice? suh weet!
both. I'm greedy like that, plus I want to see how you'll manage taking polaroids of yourself on fire.
Chicken- Isn't that why you like me?
Snav- I also have 'That New Jew Smell'
Ty- Jewing on, sir.
TerraT- 'Tis the season.
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