S&M Redneck Style
Ahma gon' grab me up a whip and do me sum whippin'!
Ahma gon' grab me up a whip and do me sum whippin'!
Come along with me and take you a chance,
Ain't no love and ain't no romance,
Just whippin'!
Well I gots me a mask and a red rubber ball!
Well I gots me a mask and a red rubber ball!
Come along with me and take you a chance,
Ain't no love and ain't no romance,
We'll have a ball!
I'll bind you and tie you and wraps you up tight
I'll blindfold you and spank you all through the night
Yer ass will be as red as that new traffic light!
I gots some furry handcuffs and a bowl of ice-cubes!
I gots some furry handcuffs and a bowl of ice-cubes!
Come along with me and take you a chance,
Ain't no love and ain't no romance,
Just some torture!
Yee ha!
M. PotPie
posted by Monkeypotpie @ 8:27 AM
6 Comments:
Now if this were truly S&M, there would be no furry handcuffs. Furry handcuffs are for sissies. A real sadist would want to leave deep flesh wounds from the chafing of tight metal handcuffs, and a real masochist would enjoy the pain. Didn't you read the handbook?
After reading this and your last comment, I have come to realize that YOU are a true romantic!! LMAO!!
And, I my booty does love you!
LMAO!
ap- this is redneck s&m. Think walmart.
snav- I'm all about romance as long as it's less than $19.95
bsoholic- Do transformers have asses?
Gotta git me some of that?
holy FACK...that's too bloody funny!
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