Friday, November 25, 2005

Allow Please For Me To Say....

This is for the biting of the ass. I mean for real, man. To be of the working on today, after the day yesterday, is serious balls. Big balls.

But what a day for yesterday to have been! Oh, my paining stomach belly hurts! Eating and eating of the bird, the turkey, the potatoes smashed, the greens strings of beans with the nuts....we did the big celebration, man.

The was being the best, best, best! Ever, man.

But now, today, is for the balls and the ass.

Man.


M. PotPie

11 Comments:

Blogger asianpixie said...

Ah, I am not the only poor soul who had to work today too! I thought I was alone here...

On a related note, I was able to take a poop at work (which I never do) and not worry about anyone coming into the bathroom.

12:15 PM  
Blogger Monkeypotpie said...

You are not alone.

And congratulations on the poop! I never do that at work unless it's completely unavoidable. I'm definitely a home-pooper too.

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that sucks, yo.

1:08 PM  
Blogger Monkeypotpie said...

Ty- Yes. Angry I am. And I'm the only sorry motherfucker here. So I'm pissed AND busy.

mitzee- Thank you for your sympathy. If you do make one of those candy bras, think of me.

1:25 PM  
Blogger fatrobot said...

haha thats funny
you should have celebrated thanksgiving with canada in october
sucka mc

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh i'll make one and think of you....the curious george monkey lying dead on the ground from eating the Class D poison from Fatrobot's blog....it'll all be an illusion tho, because i technically don't exist...just like Canada.

Canada - the ultimate conspiracy

1:56 PM  
Blogger Monkeypotpie said...

fatrobot- don't be trippin', yo! I can't possibly eat an imaginary thanksgiving dinner.

mitzee- Well....you could make me believe....

2:32 PM  
Blogger Monkeypotpie said...

Thanx for the update. I've still got two hours to go and then a 35 mile drive in the snow. Yay me!

3:12 PM  
Blogger Pisser said...

Agreed.
Yesterday = turkey
Today = rump roast & prairie oysters

Weird: verification word = dufmy
(eat my duff?)

11:05 PM  
Blogger MKD said...

Hahahaha. Ok I'm done.

8:35 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

I am so sorry you were at work the day after Thanksgiving! And, I'm even more sorry I missed you. I spent all my extra minutes freaking cleaning!

9:53 AM  

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