Channukah Chaiku
Now it's Channukah
Christmas is over, gentiles!
Time to play with fire.
Christmas gifts suck bad?
Hurry to the return line!
We get it wholesale.
I think it's quite sad,
All the Christmas trees now dead
In the name of Christ.
Hey! Where's my dreidel?
A spinning top and a game..
I won all your gelt.
Channukah prayer:
Baruch atah adonai
Forgotten meaning
Quick! Light the candles!
What day is this? How many?
I don't know. Let's eat.
Boring Channukah
No Santa, no tree, no fun.
Hey, it could be worse.
posted by Monkeypotpie @ 4:12 PM
5 Comments:
MKD and I are lighting the menorah tonight and then eating a bunch of chocolate from Israel. Mmmm...Elite makes good chocolate.
hahaha. awesome.
i wrote a post in honor of you on my blog.
an homage to a previous entry of yours.
Happy 5th Day of not celebrating a fake birthday!
Lt. A.P.- Excellent. I had chocolate from Dagoba (not the planet) last night with chiles in it. Awesome.
chubba- Thank you twice
MKD- That's a very interesting way of interpreting channukah...
Chicken- Clearly it's because I'm awesome.
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