I. Have. Had. Enough.
I am in just a horrible mood today.
You ever have one of those days that suck as soon as you wake up? A day where you're convinced, from the beginning, that everything is going to go horribly awry?
That's my day.
Of course, nothing has gone horribly awry yet, but it's still early.
On a positive note.....ummm....ahh.....hmmm.
Nothing. Nothing positive.
Oh! Wait! I'm positive that I want to go home and start drinking right now. I want to go home, drink, play video games and watch porn. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry folks, that's all I've got today. Unless something does indeed go horribly awry, then I'll relate that to you.
Oh, and I have to work tomorrow. Saturday. Again.
Fuck me.
M. PotPie
posted by Monkeypotpie @ 9:40 AM
21 Comments:
You know I'd fuck you if you didn't live so far away, right? Right. I'm sorry you're having a bad day monkey...bad days are just that, bad "days"...it won't last forever. Would more nudie pics help?
You just made me smile for the first time today. You rock. I do work at a financial institution, I could probably find enough money to buy a plane ticket.
And yes, more nudie pics always help.
Thanks, Jez.
And me to to you, Ty. Thanks.
It's weird calling you monkey because my ex used to call me that because I could never keep still in bed (until he tied me up). ha ha ha "find" money, eh? Well, I do have a three week break coming up....
Tied up.....
Three week break....
You know, I have an aunt that lives in Olympia, WA. I haven't seen her in a while, maybe I should pay a visit.
Hmmm...very "convenient"...bring some rope.
p.s. I just made a private pic on my flickr page public.
Will you internet-marry me?
Hmmmmm........
Yes!
(How many babies do you want?)
None. I think we should save our time for sex and travelling.
Excellent idea! Plus I still have 15 good baby making years left..so we could always wait (My mom would demand at least one internet baby).
P.S. I made the pic private again, thanks for the comment :)
I think that's fair. I'm sure my mom would want one, too. But if we're gonna have one, why not two? Then at least they'll have each other to hang out with.
You're welcome.
Deal. So that's one marriage, two babies, sex and travel. Okay, sounds good to me.
Done and done!
You know, you've made my day a hell of a lot better.
Good. I know what bad days are like...glad I could help. Feels like we're having an IM conversation...just not so "instant". Is the monkey's work day almost over?
I feel dirty after reading these comments. But I kind of liked it.
MKD- I think we're all voyeurs on this bus. No reason to feel dirty... unless that feels good. Does to me!
Jez- Yeah...IM'ing is cool...I'm not allowed to have it here at work.
As for my day being over...nope. I've still got about 3 1/2 hours to go...and I didn't get to go to lunch today. Wayyy too much work.
And yet I find time for this...
I'm awesome.
You are awesome...neverforgetit. I know how those last three hours can drag on forever. My co-workers and I used to analyse our work day in terms of how fast we thought every hour went by, we agreed that the first hour and the last hour seemed the fastest...we discussed this almost every day. We were never that busy apparently.
I had a day like that recently - sorry to hear you had one too.
LMFAO at these comments - I am so coming back here!! Internet babies - why didn't I think of that!!
tomorrow when you're at work think of me. i'll be sleeping.
snavylyn- Internet babies are cheap. And if they cry you can turn the sound off. Or just delete them and start over.
Ho- I'll think of you in bed, sleeping, dreaming of midgets and rainbows.
chicken- thanks, baby. I went home and drank and watched porn. The day got better.
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