Once upon a time, a long time ago, I saw you smile at me.
I thought to myself “That’s quite a nice smile, she’d look nice horizontally”.

I picked you up and took you home and poured us both a drink.
You drank yours down and then passed out…I poured mine in the sink.

I kept you safe and tied up tight and loved you every day.
I guess you loved me too but you were gagged and couldn’t say.

It’s been a few weeks since I loved you last, it’s time that I moved on.
I thought we would be together forever but that special feeling is gone.

I’m sorry it has to end this way; I mean it, that’s not a lie
And I’m sorry that you, just like our love, have to wither and die.

Goodbye.


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Cleaning out my Bulk Mail folder....

Sexy baby and bad erection?

You have got to see Maureen's bonuses.

shame of sex? we can change it.

Are you a lotto loser?

Trick Mother Nature!

Sexy Girl having a very strong orgasm.

This is most modern and safe way not to cover with shame.

But the best one:

Dear Sir, i am interested in it.


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Words That I Like

1) Rhinoceros
2) Hippopotamus
3) Monosyllabic
4) Fuck
5) Shit
6) Lubricant

I'm sure there's more...I just can't think of them. Feel free to add your own.


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Yes, there is no post.

Lost

The thing I remember most is your hair: It was long, black and lustrous; it caught the night and kept it prisoner. I would stare at it for hours trying to learn it's secrets, marveling at it's depth and getting lost in the ebon waves flowing past your shoulders.

But as Chad & Jeremy sang "That was yesterday...and yesterday's gone."

And so are you. It didn't have to be this way.


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OH GOD NO! NO NON NO NO NO NON NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/US/Bush_Family/

The Lonely Turtle

The turtle stops and thinks 'How the hell did I get all the way out here? Hey guys! Guys? Hey, a little help here!"

Obligatory Saturday Post

Saturday again
Again I find myself here
Work: A bleeding butt.

I often wonder
Why and what and really why?
Always it's because.

The water at work
Tastes quite a bit like urine
Not that I would know

Kurt Cobain once said:
"The worst crime is faking it."
Poseurs can suck it.

Ok, I'm done now.
No more haiku for today.
Now it's time for pron.


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Drink the Kool-Aid, swallow the hook
Life is easy
When all your answers come from a book

A verse for that, a page for this
Don't you see?
Sometimes life is just hit or miss

Maybe I'm wrong, maybe you're right
But come on
Should different views be cause for a fight?

All I want is to live my life
I want peace
I don't need you causing me strife.

Keep your piety, keep your lord
Keep your sermons, keep your sword
I may not love but I sure don't hate
And I don't claim to know your fate
But there is one thing I know for sure
No one can possibly be that pure.


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Skin Deep?

Enlighten me. Inform me. Tell me why it's wrong to feel this way, because I don't see it.

This is love, true love; maybe you just need to open your eyes, or close them and look inside yourself, just as I have. Of course I've looked inside you in a more literal sense.

Look, if I didn't love you I wouldn't have used the local anisthetic, I would have just opened you and let you scream. I can tune out the discord and just listen to the music in my mind.

Look at the beauty inside you! You're a palette of wondrous colors...scarlet, ivory, violet, saffron.... Who else could show this to you? Who else knew this was inside you? I've exposed you to the world, to god, to yourself! You should thank me.

Unfortunately beauty fades. But as you fade, take comfort in knowing that your inner beauty was brought out and realized. Count yourself lucky.

This I have given you.


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More Photos

Hi. I'm an Arch.















A boat. A shadow. Together they're.... a boat and a shadow!





















This is just plain disturbing.















Mmmm! Ball!















Magnificent? Yes. Yes I am.















You lookin' at me?


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