Tuesday, September 13, 2005

More Lame Haikus

It burns when I pee
Sometimes there's a little blood
So...wanna do it?

New Orleans is gone
The Twin Towers are gone too
Hey! Football season!

I sit bored at work
Not doing my job, damn it!
When will this day end?

I have a new game
How much water can I drink?
It cleans my kidneys.

So uninspired
I resort to these haikus
I feel so ashamed.

2 Comments:

Blogger Blog ho said...

the work one...i cried. i'm crying still.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Monkeypotpie said...

Yes, it is sad. Very sad. Your tears are a salve for my aching heart.

Or something.

2:03 PM  

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