Saturday in a shithole.

Haikus for a Saturday at work:

Working Saturday,
Day old coffee and donuts,
A needle in the groin.

Driving here today,
Gas price higher than my wage,
No traffic, at least.

No one is around
I masturbate at my desk
A gift for the maid.

My phone is ringing!
Excited to pick it up...
Telemarketer.

Quiet in my cube
I sit quite still, no moving
A living statue.

This sucks big time ass
Being here today is worse
Than normally being here.