Saturday in a shithole.
Haikus for a Saturday at work:
Working Saturday,
Day old coffee and donuts,
A needle in the groin.
Driving here today,
Gas price higher than my wage,
No traffic, at least.
No one is around
I masturbate at my desk
A gift for the maid.
My phone is ringing!
Excited to pick it up...
Telemarketer.
Quiet in my cube
I sit quite still, no moving
A living statue.
This sucks big time ass
Being here today is worse
Than normally being here.
2 Comments:
I'm not sure why that is so damn funny, but man, that had me laughing out loud.
Well, as Homer would say:
"It's funny 'cause it's true."
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