Saturday, September 10, 2005

Saturday in a shithole.

Haikus for a Saturday at work:

Working Saturday,
Day old coffee and donuts,
A needle in the groin.

Driving here today,
Gas price higher than my wage,
No traffic, at least.

No one is around
I masturbate at my desk
A gift for the maid.

My phone is ringing!
Excited to pick it up...
Telemarketer.

Quiet in my cube
I sit quite still, no moving
A living statue.

This sucks big time ass
Being here today is worse
Than normally being here.

2 Comments:

Blogger Sporting Pink said...

I'm not sure why that is so damn funny, but man, that had me laughing out loud.

6:19 PM  
Blogger Monkeypotpie said...

Well, as Homer would say:
"It's funny 'cause it's true."

10:23 AM  

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