Another Saturday at Work

This is like a curse
My personal menstruation
Saturday at work

A customer? Shit!
How dare they interrupt me!
I'm playing FreeCell!

I'm bored and horny
Internet porn is calling
Stupid firewall!

I could do some work
But really, I know I won't
I'd rather eat glass.

My dog sleeps at home
While I'm stuck working today
I know he's laughing.

Soon I'll have to poop.
I hope it's really stinky.
I won't light a match.