Saturday Work Haiku

Maybe you're stupid
No, I won't approve a loan
So you can buy drugs

You have no money?
And you want to buy a house?
Enjoy your wanting.

People often say
"You bankers are all the same."
Oh, wait. No they don't.

My dream? To not work.
Not now. Not tomorrow. Not.
Will you marry me?

My desk is empty
No pens, no paper, no one
Please, will you sit down?

I'd rather be free
Saturday here is useless
Sharp stick in the eye.

This is really fun
This five-seven-five routine
It helps pass the time.


M. PotPie