Ladies?

I’m wondering if there’s a woman alive that possesses all of the following qualities:

1) Independence. This is an absolute must. No hangers-on, no coat-tail riders, no clingers. Please, please, please have a life outside of me and whatever relationship we have.

2) Sense of humor. Another absolute must. If you can’t make me laugh, or don’t get my jokes, get out.

3) Individuality. Comparable to independence, but different. Be yourself. Who gives a shit what other people think about you? If you’re comfortable in your own skin your hotness rating goes wayyyyyyy up.

4) Confidence. Goes without saying.

5) Sex drive. Must be active, experimental and passionate. Cold fish and prudes….yeah, buh-bye.

6) Spirituality. NOT religion. I can’t handle people who believe in a conscious and omnipotent deity and believe said deity approves of their religion and theirs only. God, if it exists in that fashion, would not choose sides.

7) Curves. Gotta have ‘em. No Kate Moss types, thankyouverymuch. A few extra pounds in the right spots are good with me.


Wow. The list is shorter than I thought. So…are there any women out there like this?
I’m disappointed. I thought I was much pickier than this.